🧫 Microbiology Cheat Sheet

Surgical Technology · quick recall for the pop quiz

NSFW mnemonics — crude on purpose, because crude sticks

1 · Classification & Naming

Domain→ Kingdom→ Phylum→ Class→ Order→ Family→ Genus→ Species
Mnemonic — order“Dirty Kinky People Come Over For Group Sex.”
  • Binomial system = two-word Latin name → Genus (capitalized) + species (lowercase), italicized (e.g. Staphylococcus aureus).
  • 5 microorganism types: Bacteria · Viruses · Fungi · Protozoa · Algae
Mnemonic — the 5 types“Barely Visible Freaks Party Anywhere.”

2 · Cell Types

EukaryoteProkaryote
NucleusYes ✔No ✘
DNAIn nucleusIn nucleoid
OrganellesComplex (mitochondria, membranes)Ribosomes only
ExamplesFungi, protozoa, algaeBacteria
Mnemonic“Pro = no home; Eu = trust-fund mansion.”

3 · Bacterial Growth & Toxins

  • Reproduce by asexual fission; form spores in harsh conditions.
1 Lag→ 2 Exponential→ 3 Stationary→ 4 Death
Mnemonic — growth phases“Limp Erections Suddenly Die.”
ToxinMade by
EndotoxinGram-negative wall (released on death)
ExotoxinActively secreted by living bacteria
Mnemonic — toxins“Inside job vs. the oversharer.” Endo = stays inside · Exo = exits & blabs.

4 · Infection Process

  • 4 requirements: entry point · enough organisms · critical environment · compromised host.
  • Transmission: contact · droplets · body fluids · contaminated objects (fomites).
Mnemonic — 4 requirements“Every Nasty Encounter Compromises.”
Incubation→ Prodromal→ Acute→ Convalescence
Mnemonic — infection phases“I’ll Pay After Cumming.”

5 · Identification & Microscopy

TechniqueWhat it does
CultureGrows organisms to identify them
Gram stainSplits bacteria into Gram-positive & Gram-negative
Acid-fast stainDetects tough-walled organisms (e.g. TB)
Capsule stainHighlights the protective capsule around some bacteria
Mnemonic — Gram colors“Purple Puts Out · Pink Plays Hard-to-Get.” Gram-positive = purple · Gram-negative = pink/red.
Microscope partsObjective lenses (magnify) · condenser (focuses light up) · illuminator (light source).

6 · Nosocomial Infections

  • Nosocomial = acquired in the hospital.
  • Examples: surgical-site infections, cross-contamination.
Mnemonic“The hospital dick move.” You didn’t walk in with it.
Prevention: hand hygiene · aseptic technique · sanitation · antiseptics · isolation.

7 · Microbes & Diseases

Mnemonic — 3 shapes“Balls, Boys & Screws.” Cocci = balls · Bacilli = rods · Spirochetes = screws.
TypeKey factsDiseases
BacteriaCocci, bacilli, spirochetesStaph infections, TB
VirusesNon-living; inhalation, body fluids, vectorsHIV, hepatitis, HPV
FungiMulti- or uni-cellular; skin, nails, organsSkin/nail/organ infections
ProtozoaSingle-celledMalaria

8 · Immunity & Defense

SystemWhat it meansRemember
InnateFirst-line: skin, mucous membranes, inflammationBorn with it — fast, non-specific
AdaptiveAntibody productionActive = you make them · Passive = given to you
HypersensitivityAllergies & autoimmune conditionsOver-reaction harming tissue/organs
Mnemonic — immunity“Instant nut vs. the ex who memorized your moves.” Innate = instant · Adaptive = learns & remembers.

🎯 Mnemonic Quick-Strip (last-second review)

FactThe hook
Classification order“Dirty Kinky People Come Over For Group Sex”
5 microbe types“Barely Visible Freaks Party Anywhere”
Cell types“Pro = no home; Eu = trust-fund mansion”
Growth phases“Limp Erections Suddenly Die”
Endo vs. exotoxin“Inside job vs. the oversharer”
4 infection requirements“Every Nasty Encounter Compromises”
Infection phases“I’ll Pay After Cumming”
Gram colors“Purple Puts Out · Pink Plays Hard-to-Get”
Nosocomial“The hospital dick move”
Bacterial shapes“Balls, Boys & Screws”
Innate vs. adaptive“Instant nut vs. the ex who memorized your moves”

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